Wednesday, 3 June 2015

Footballer Emmanuel Emenike's dad dies after surgery in Dubai





Super Eagles player, Emmanuel Emenike lost his dad on Wednesday May 27th. The elder Emenike died after under-going surgery in a Dubai hospital. The footballer is currently in Dubai with his other family members to bring their father's corpse back home. RIP to him. 

There's smallest male P$nis competition, men came out for it!


There is an ongoing Facebook event for The Biggest Small Penis competition in the US. Contestants will have to strip off them selves to display their genitals (man-hood) through evening wear and swimsuits at the annual competition. And some men actually came out to compete! Lol

The owner of the smallest penis will win £325, a crown and a sash at the competition in New York.
However, organizers at the Kings County Saloon are struggling to find entrants and have put out a call for "exemplary small penises" from around the world.

It claimed to be the "first ever conference for the celebration and acceptance of small penises everywhere".

They've opened up a website which lets anyone nominate their friends for the honour and video submissions will be accepted.

The party was launched to highlight the stigma of body shaming and promised to involve nudity – "and may contain nuts".

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Open Heavens Daily Divosion: The True Worshippers, Wednessday 3 June, 2015

Topic: The True Worshippers Memorise: God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.-John 4:24 Read:John 4:21-24(KJV) 21 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, believe me, the hour cometh, when ye shall neither in this mountain, nor yet at Jerusalem, worship the Father. 22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews. 23 But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth. Bible in One Year:1 Kings 7:1-8:11, Luke 2:22-40 MESSAGE: It is not all acts of worship that God accepts, because not all worshippers are true worshippers. The truth was revealed by Jesus in His conversation with the Samaritan woman at Jacob’s well. He also revealed some other great truths about worship that we should pay close attention to if we want our worship to be acceptable to God. The first of these is that any “God” that is limited or restricted to particular place is false and not worthy of worship. Worship directed towards such contraptions of men is counterfeit worship. The worship of the true God does not involve going to a junction where three roads meet to put food items for God to come and eat. Paul came across worshippers of such gods at Mars’ Hill in Athens(Acts 17:22-31).The true God is described thus by the Psalmist inPsalm 8:1: “O Lord our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth! Who hast set thy glory above the heavens.”Another truth about worship which Jesus revealed is that any god that does not have a fatherly relationship with his worshippers is not worthy of our worship. Anyone worshipping such gods is not a true worshipper. This is why Jesus came to make us children of His Father. Also, when He was teaching His disciples how to pray, He described the true God as “Father”(Luke 11:2). Furthermore, Jesus revealed that our worship of God is not true worship if we do not know the God we are worshipping. This is the reason why Paul tried to introduce the Athenians to the God they were ignorantly worshipping(Acts 17:23). He tried to teach them that they were wrong to think that the Godhead could be represented by gold, silver or stone graven by art and man’s devices(Acts 17:29).No worshipper should ignorantly think that a Holy God will accept worship from a life laden with the sin of falsehood, pretence and all manner of immorality and wickedness. True worship involves worshipping the true God in spirit and in truth, we must worship God in spirit because God is a Spirit, and only through the spirit can we relate meaningfully with His Spirit. To worship God in Sprit means to do what He bids you to do with a spiritual mind of faith. These are things the Holy Spirit of God would ask us to do that viewed with a carnal mind, are difficult to understand. For example, when God asked Noah to build a big ship on dry ground, to men of his generation, this was not a sensible thing to do. That a person should stick to one spouse “for better, for worse” may not sound reasonable, but that is what the word of God says. A true worshipper of God will not tell lies even if there is no risk of being found out. To a true worshipper, being truthful is not about man but about God who is all-knowing. Prayer Point:Father, grant me grace to live a life of acceptable worship through Your Spirit in Jesus’ Name.

Natural means of getting Pink Lips

I personally have discovered something that seems to be in vogue, that almost all guys are tryin to get, Pink Lips is actually what they call it. Soo I'av made some findings kind of for you guys, and here is a solution. Below are six (6) Natural ways of making your lips pink: 1. Massage your lips with aloe-vera gel for treating dry lips, removing dirt and lightening lips complexion. Antioxidants in aloe gel are very effective in lightening dark lips and making it pink. Take some aloe gel and gently massage it to lips for 15 minutes and then wash it off using warm water. 2.Since lemon is a natural cleanser, it cleans the dirt on lips, making it look rosy. Citric acid in lemon acts as a bleaching agent for skin. Take fresh lemon juice and rub it to your lips. This will help to clean your lips and vitamin C present in lemon lightens the lips making it pink. Orange juice and peels are also rich in vitamin C which is useful in lightening dark lips. 3.Milk cream is full of nutrients and moisture that make it one of the best remedy for lightening the complexion of lips. Take some milk cream and add rose petals to it. Now allow it to cool in refrigerator for 20 minutes. Remove it and gently massage it to the lips. Now let it rest on lips for 15 minutes and then wash it. Milk and rose petal mixture will make your lips pink in a few days. 4.Olive oil mixed with honey and lemon juices makes lips red and gives it a seducing effect. Olive oil is rich in vitamin E and moisture that make lips glowing and soft. Apply this oil to lips before sleeping and repeat it for some days. Soon you will notice that your lips are turning pink. 5.Cucumbers are rich in skin lightening properties and lots of water that help to make lips moist and pink. Take cucumber slice and keep it on lips daily for 15 minutes. 6.A mixture of beetroot and carrot paste can be applied to lips to give it an attractive shade.

We dont have the power to declear Buhari, Osinbajos' assets - CCB

For those who have been discussing on the fact that Mr President and his vise should declare their assets publicly, they have actually done as you wish, but. We'll have to wait a bit longer as the Code of Conduct Bureau, CCB, that has in custody the assets declared by the two leaders, says it lacks the power to make them public for now. The Chairman of the CCB, Mr. Sam Sada, who spoke exclusively to Vanguard through his Special Assistant, Mr. Gwimi Sebastian Peter, said only the National Assembly is vested with the powers to decide the terms and conditions under which such documents could be made public. The chairman said even though the Constitution of Nigerian made it clear that the agency should make available to the citizens the assets declared by public officials, the same law vested the National Assembly with the power to decide the terms and conditions for making such materials public. Sada explained that the CCB was ready to comply with the terms and conditions specified by the National Assembly on the matter but would only do so once the law was amended. He said: “While the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (1999) and the Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act give the bureau powers to receive assets declarations, verify, examine, keep in custody and enforce compliance when there is a breach, the responsibility of determining how and on what terms asset declarations will be made accessible to the public was left to the National Assembly. “Several National Assemblies have come and gone since the establishment of the CCB without addressing the matter.”
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Monday, 1 June 2015

Open Heavens Daily Divosion: Dont Close Your Mouth II, Tuesday June 2, 2015

Topic: Don't Close Your Mouth II Memorise:Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you. -John 15:16 Read:Matthew 28:18-20(KJV) 18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. 19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world Amen. Bible in One Year:1 Kings 5-6, Luke 2: 1-21 MESSAGE: In addition to opening our mouth in prayer, opening our mouth as witnesses of Jesus is another obligation we must perform. Evangelistic outreach is for all children of God; not for God's ministers alone. We must all bear fruit of souls into God's Kingdom as commanded by our Lord in today's memory verse. To back us up in this obligation, our Lord Jesus Christ assures us that all power in heaven and on earth belongs to Him. It is therefore a settled matter that no power on earth or in the spiritual world can stop us from carrying out His instructions. We are therefore inexcusable if we fail to win souls. He instructed us to go and teach all nations, baptising them in the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. The Great Commission therefore involves teaching. Let us pause and think about what this assignment of teaching means. To teach is to expound truths that will bring about change in the taught. We are faced with a two-pronged problem in the area of fulfilling this assignment today. One aspect of this problem is that the teacher who is supposed to expound the truth is often afraid of what the reaction of the student would be to a demand for change; hence, he shuts his mouth. But the Bible in2 Timothy 4:2 says: "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."The other aspect of this problem is that the people to be taught are not comfortable with the cry for "change". They do not want to be "intimidated" by the "dos and don'ts" of their new found faith in Christ. Such people are deceiving themselves because the Bible does not say we are called into lawlessness. As a matter of fact and whether we believe it or not, a yoke of "learning and change" is attached to our calling into the faith. Jesus inMatthew 11:29a said: "Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me;"It is our duty as children of God to open our mouths wide to this perverted generation and teach them the counsel of God without fear or favour. I was in a church sometime last year and I heard a sister teaching on tithes. In order to make people accept the doctrine of tithing, she said they could start by giving 5% of their income and gradually increase it! What an erroneous teaching! We must not hold back the truth from those we are sent to. This is the only way our fruit can endure, and then our prayers will be answered. Action Point: Determine to properly disciple your converts through sound teaching of the Bible from today.
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